An amazing anecdote, although appearing apt and amusing, arguably appalls all anachronistic augurs.
“Banish broken beats!” bellow bibliophiles. “Bastardizations befitting bad behavior!”
Clearly, clever constructs cannot convince crazed commentators; copyreaders cull conciseness.
Doubtful? Don’t despair. Drink deeply dramatic discourse.
Every enlightened editor eliminates extraneous expressions, exploding even elegant exposition.
Frustrated from fiery faultfinding, freelance feature-formers fiercely fight futile feuds.
…God. Greater grief gets generated.
Halting.
