Alliteration
July 19, 2011
An amazing anecdote, although appearing apt and amusing, arguably appalls all anachronistic augurs.
“Banish broken beats!” bellow bibliophiles. “Bastardizations befitting bad behavior!”
Clearly, clever constructs cannot convince crazed commentators; copyreaders cull conciseness.
Doubtful? Don’t despair. Drink deeply dramatic discourse.
Every enlightened editor eliminates extraneous expressions, exploding even elegant exposition.
Frustrated from fiery faultfinding, freelance feature-formers fiercely fight futile feuds.
…God. Greater grief gets generated.
Halting.
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July 31, 2011 at 2:42 pm
I probably would have just stopped at F with nothing more than “fuck”
August 1, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Finding words? Not too tough. Keeping each sentence on topic? OhgodI’mlosingmywilltolive.
August 3, 2011 at 9:13 pm
I imagine it idolizes insanity, incidentally.
August 7, 2011 at 12:25 pm
Justifying jejune jabbering just jeopardizes joviality.
September 9, 2011 at 12:20 pm
Kangaroo.
January 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Leaving literacy lovers lieing limply, locustswarm loves long linguistic lunacy, later letters last longer.