I Hate “About Me” Pages

My name is not really Wearer of Hats, obviously, but feel free to address me as such. “Hats” is also fine.  My real name, just in case you were wondering, is Phillip Anderson.

I am an atheist, a skeptic, a registered Democrat, a fan of science fiction and British comedy, a word-slinger, a tabletop gamer, and almost certainly the whitest kid you know.

Apparently, I am a “stuffy, culturally elitist, stuck-up, stick-up-the-ass Percy-Weasley-like snob.”  Funny; I’ve always pictured myself as an arrogant, self-centered, smarter-than-thou upstart.

I attend college in the northeastern United States. I’m majoring in history, proving that “sensible” and “practical” are most certainly not among the adjectives I could use to describe myself.

I’ve been known to be a wee bit sarcastic from time to time.

4 comments on “I Hate “About Me” Pages

  1. Where’s the love for Liquid Nails? That stuff is the best glue I’ve ever used. In fact, it has replaced duct tape as the primary means of holding the shattered fragments of my life together.

  2. Hi Philip,

    It’s your favorite half-asian from across the hall. I have a WordPress too. And a Livejournal. And a Blogspot. And a Xanga. And a Twitter. And several other social network-y mediums I’m forgetting about.

    I only use the LJ anymore, although I’ve been meaning to revamp my WordPress. The last things I posted here were reviews from back when I was the entertainment editor for my old newspaper.

    I enjoy your writing. I’ll be lurking, or creeping, if I may be so colloquial.

    Ciao,
    Candice

    • How marvelous to see someone who is even more obsessed with social networking than I, especially when coupled with a talent for writing that is exponentially greater than my own.

      Lurk to your heart’s content.

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